THE 5-SECOND TRICK FOR FUCK SERVICE

Addled with coke, a particularly mean-seeming Alex decides that we're going to spend what is going to be an extended-than-regular refractory time period by tying me up and discerning irrespective of whether I like my privates tortured. (The jury remains out.) Cocaine-addled me decides that I will have a decent orgasm while higher on coke goddammit,